v CLUB OF UNJUSTLY
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MOTTO:G.B.Shaw
Julius Cesar - ´´…Marcus Antonius is real man,not ashamed
of his baldhead… ´´
Established : September 16 , 1993
Condition
for the membership in the Club:
The Club can accept for its
member any person over the age of 15,which untill the age of 33 visibly lost the part of his hair and he
can prove it.The Club is a voluntary,indepebdent
and apolitical organisation.It means
that it will never take part in the elections.It´s field
of activities is all over
the world and its residence is in Trenčín.The main idea behind the Club is on the humours basis to increase the self confidence of
the people who suffer the inferiority complex because of the fact,that they
given the gift of this cosmetic excemptionality.
The division of
the Club members according to the loss of hair coverage:
1.Knee
alikes(the privileg
cast,put at the highest place in the hierarchy of the Club)
2.Complety
scarse ( unique
phenomena,rarites,highly respected members,showpieces )
3.High
foreheads (
hopeful,perspective members )
4.One
to the other side hair shifters
( these members are frequently
the laughing stock
for the others,because
they try to hide their jewel )
5.Complete
baldheads – so called
Kojakmen
6.Justly
balded ( those who became bald after the age of 33 )
The official greetingof the Club:
When meeting the other Club member the baldheads
greet each other in such a way,that each of them moves his hand from the forehead up to the top of the
head.If these persons know each other only slightly,they make this move
just once.If they are friends,they
make this move on their baldheads twiee.If they do it several times,it is
considered to be a fawning.
The governing
board of the Club
Willy Weber ( humorist and
journalist ) – establisher
Roman Farkaš ( communications
mechanic ) – executive president
Phdr.Leo Kužela ( journalist
) - the press talker
Phdr.Pavol Seriš ( journalist
) – deputy press talker
Ivan Bella (cosmonaut)-honorless
consul for extraterrestrial civilizations
Milan
Palčisko ( railway mechanic) – honorless consul
Gejza Póda ( worker ) the Ambasador for Kazachtan and states of
former Soviet Union
Contact adress:
Willy
Weber
Roman Farkaš Pavol
Karell
K výstavisku 2 1.mája 6 28.októbra 37
91101
Trenčín 90201 Pezinok 91101
Trenčín
Slovakia