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CLUB
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MOTTO:G.B.Shaw
Julius Cesar - ´´…Marcus
Antonius is real man,not ashamed of his baldhead…
´´
Established
: September 16 , 1993
Condition
for the membership in the Club:
The Club can accept for
its member any person over the age of 15,which untill the age of 33 visibly lost the part of his hair and he can prove it.The Club is a
voluntary,indepebdent and
apolitical organisation.It means that it will never take part in the
elections.It´s
field
of activities is all over the world and its residence is in Trenčín.The
main idea behind the Club is
on the humours basis to increase the self confidence of the people who
suffer the inferiority complex because of the fact,that they given the gift of
this cosmetic excemptionality.
The
division of the Club members according to the loss of hair coverage:
1.Knee
alikes(the privileg
cast,put at the highest place in the hierarchy of the Club)
2.Complety
scarse ( unique
phenomena,rarites,highly respected members,showpieces )
3.High
foreheads (
hopeful,perspective members )
4.One
to the other side hair shifters
( these members are frequently
the laughing stock
for the others,because they try to hide their jewel )
5.Complete
baldheads – so
called Kojakmen
6.Justly
balded ( those who became bald after the age of 33 )
The
official greetingof the Club:
When meeting the other Club member the baldheads
greet each other in such a way,that each of them moves his hand
from the forehead up to the top of the head.If these persons know each
other only slightly,they make this move just
once.If they are friends,they make this move on their baldheads twiee.If
they do it several times,it is considered to be a fawning.
The
governing board of the Club
Willy
Weber ( humorist and journalist ) – establisher
Roman
Farkaš ( communications mechanic ) – executive president
Phdr.Leo
Kužela ( journalist ) - the press talker
Phdr.Pavol
Seriš ( journalist ) – deputy press talker
Ivan
Bella (cosmonaut)-honorless consul for extraterrestrial civilizations
Milan Palčisko ( railway
mechanic) – honorless consul
Gejza Póda ( worker ) the Ambasador for Kazachtan and states of
former Soviet Union
Contact
adress:
Willy
Weber
Roman Farkaš
Pavol Karell
K výstavisku 2
1.mája 6
28.októbra 37
91101 Trenčín
90201
Pezinok
91101 Trenčín
Slovakia
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